You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
Stranger: jesus christ
Stranger: bubbs just tried to kill himself
You: Are you serious?
You: But he was a good cop...good husband...father...
Stranger: NO MAN
Stranger: HES A DRUG ADDICT
Stranger: A HOBO
Stranger: AND HE KILLED HIS ONLY FRIEND BY ACCIDNT
You: HOW DARE YOU SPEAK OF BUBBS THAT WAY?
Stranger: LISTEN MAN
Stranger: I DONT KNOW WHO YOU THINK YOU ARE
You: NO YOU LISTEN
Stranger: MAN YOU LISTEN
You: YOU'RE A LOOSE CANNON, MCQUARRY. GIVE ME YOUR BADGE.
Stranger: FUCK YOU
Stranger: FUCK THIS STATION
Stranger: IM ON TO BIGGER AND BETTER THINGS
Stranger: *kicks over table*
You: TAKE A WEEK OFF, ASSHOLE, AND COME BACK WITH A CLEAN SHIRT. I'M TIRED OF YOU COMING IN HERE LOOKING LIKE SHIT.
Stranger: *grabs your tie*
Stranger: LISTEN, MAN
Stranger: shit
Stranger: i suck at this
Stranger: im out of stuff to say
Stranger: help me out
You: THE GAME:
You: (you just lost it)
Stranger: FUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU
You have disconnected.


You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
Stranger: give me a reason to live
You: Shitting and pissing at the same time.
Your conversational partner has disconnected.

You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
You: What's the DOW at now?
Stranger: droped 200 points
Stranger: kill yourself
Your conversational partner has disconnected.

More to come as the story develops.

I'm currently in a contest with a guy to see who can keep the window open the longest.